Drama

Home for the Holocaust is a full-length a black comedy about a dysfunctional suburban family and a mysterious terrorism investigation and plot. Brief synopsis: story revolves around MARIE, an elderly suburban grandmother going a bit wacky in her loneliness and desperate Catholicism, facing off with her two grown sons, one, MILO, who is just returning from the desert where he eked out a living as a minister of a strange church, and the other, TIM, who stayed at home and is a successful politician and council member, and now thinks that his mother should enter a retirement home. MARIE’S husband, a government scientist, died years before. The brothers fight with each other about ideology, the mother fights with them about abandoning her. MARIE’S plight is further complicated by the light-hearted wooing of her Jewish next-door neighbor, STAN. Enter two mysterious G-PEOPLE who say they are with Homeland Security, which is investigating MILO on suspicious agricultural equipment purchases and general radicalness --but they've got the wrong man.

Download scene one of Home for the Holocaust.

The Third Walking Gentleman
A play in two acts
Nine scenes, 9 roles (3 women, 6 men) Synopsis:The Third Walking Gentleman takes place on April 15, 1865, in the dressing rooms and backstage of Ford’s Theatre in Washington City, and in the Greenback Saloon next door to the theatre. That evening, John Wilkes Booth walked into the dress box of Ford’s Theatre and shot Abraham Lincoln point-blank in the back of the head. But that afternoon found the Ford’s Theatre actors in the middle of rehearsals for their hit comedy, “Our American Cousin.” Likewise, employees of the Greenback Saloon next door were just going about their jobs. Almost everyone in the capitol city was cautiously celebrating the end of the brutal Civil War, as Lee had just surrendered the Confederate forces the previous week.

The play extends a wealth of historical facts into possible fictions: History may have been about to take place offstage, but in the meantime, on stage and in front of our eyes, a host of characters go on with their daily lives – desiring, dreaming, struggling, despairing– not knowing they were in the shadows of a momentous event. Harry Hawks, the company’s leading man, is suspicious that Booth is involved romantically with Hawks' fiancee, May Hart, who also appears in the play. (She is in fact concealing a short-lived romantic affair with Booth.) As the play builds, Hawk’s desperation grows until he decides to challenge Booth to a duel. “Our American Cousin” is seen in rehearsal in the early scenes – and in The Third Walking Gentleman’s penultimate moment, the audience sees the infamous second scene of the third act unfolding behind a scrim at the back of the stage, as Hawk has a chance (and all the wrong reasons) to stop Booth from killing the President for all the wrong reasons.

What if something different had happened that afternoon? What if out of all the possible confluence of events, someone had decided to put an end to John Wilkes Booth’s life? Peanuts Burroughs, the young man who infamously held the reins of Booth’s horse while Booth went in and shot the President, has been encouraged by Booth in his dreams to become an actor. Throughout the play Peanuts rehearses the same three lines that Booth has given him to practice from Shakespeare’s Richard III, beginning “Tut, tut, my lord, we do not stand to prate.”

Peanuts dreams of becoming a “third walking gentleman,” jargon of the day for an extra in a theatrical production, but in his conversations with other characters that day, he discovers that many others have been instructed in parts in the same play, a reflection of the shifting loyalties and complicity Booth cultivated in his friends and acquaintances in his months-long conspiracy to kidnap and kill the President, and more importantly, a reflection of Booth’s own mania and madness in identifying with the murderous, crippled King Richard III.

Download the first two scenes of The Third Walking Gentleman.